PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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