Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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