'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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