areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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