Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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