i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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