Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
