He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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