no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i came on her dog
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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