The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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