I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
They should really pass out barf bags in church
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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