Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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