yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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