it's too hot outside to masturbate.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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