my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
