Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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