I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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