booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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