i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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