You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
is it fun? or sober?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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