I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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