it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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