Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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