And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Come on in and take your pants off
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