hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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