Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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