Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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