I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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