ahahaha...I had once "reclaimed my virginity" and put a ring on to signify it and all. that night, went to a party...got wasted, ended up fucking this guy and mid-fuck I was like, "oh shit, my purity ring is on..." he said, "do what you gotta do"..took it and threw it...never found it after that, haha.
1132 and 808, one day when you're all alone you will regret being the way you are. And when you are divorced and your dick only works 1/4 of the time you will wish you had the one woman that promised to love you forever. Instead you will have to go to a whore house with glory holes. You are a price of trash.
I wear a purity ring, I can't tell If I wanna laugh at this or pray..... Hahaha laugh wins. Oh jeez... I think it would be a sin if I have sex b4 marraige but I still do stuff I prolly shouldn't, hell I'm bi. Still no sex tho. Sad face.
I read this and I'm only 16 but I've dated a lot and never cheated and I just wonder how 11:32 and 8:08 can think like that. Idk maybe it's just not me but you guys sound like huge fucking dousche bags. I've been dating the same girl for 8 months and things are going awesome. I'm going to laugh when you too never get a girl
11:32 and 8:08 need to just die, or get multiple STD's and never get laid again. They don't deserve to have women love them and eagerly wait for them to get home from a "business trip" when they were actually sleeping around. I'm turning 18 tomorrow and I've been with my girlfriend 11 months, and she's far too good to be cheated on.
I'm convinced that purity rings last only until the moment you discover how great pussy really is.
Dear heavenly father,
Thank you for creating the glory that is pussy. You are king of kngs.
next day, puts on his purity ring like nothing happened. goes to his girlfriend and talk about "jesus". five years later they get married and she finds out he wasnt a virgin like she was. all he could say was "i got tired of waiting." DIVORCED
The original jeff is funny and cool cause he only posts once, and he's funny. The people who pretend to be jeff and the ones who can't stop talking about him and to him are the ones making everything retarded. Get over your jealous issues and STFU!!
8:08 I wear my wedding ring on a necklace my
Wife thinks it's so I don't lose it lol.
All women are whores I give props to all men who fuck over as many as possible. All women are good for is fucking and cleaning.
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