Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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