i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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