dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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