my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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