how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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