i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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