i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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