went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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