i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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