she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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