community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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