i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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