So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
