so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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