just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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