return my video game
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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