i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Randomize
