left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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