I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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