Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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