And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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