just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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